Why You Shouldn't Speak English
It's really hard to know what to eat because of all the conflicting messages we get from nutritional studies. A friend of mine sent me the truth: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans... 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Those of you who know me know that I'm working hard to get to a healthy weight so, in light of this information I think I'm going to speak Welsh from now on. So...nos da! |
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